1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:09,160 FUN TEENS NOW WITHOUT JEANS 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,072 Pasquelino! 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,117 There will be the dog crazy in the pan. 4 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,113 I'll probably have to put some wind under you first Make your butt so you don't fall asleep!? 5 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,117 How about the coal? from last week? 6 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,032 Ask me something easier. 7 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:49,151 If they don't pay the rent, her horse goes to the slaughterhouse. 8 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,034 I sh... Idiot! 9 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,989 Money, MONEY! Can you even? think of something else? 10 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,158 Today's youth have none Ideals more. We were different. 11 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:05,114 20,000 lire, cutthroat. The horse to the slaughterhouse... 12 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:09,234 I am chairman of the animal protection association and you are threatening me with the horse butcher!? 13 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:42,034 Everything listens to my command! - Yes, Your High Honor. Just as you command. 14 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,158 Here comes Don Quixote. Then Sancho Panza is not far away. 15 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,193 He has lenses on his eyes That's a Mussolini imitation. 16 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,038 Oh, it starts in three minutes a new school year. 17 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,191 If only I had a real one learned profession. Shit! 18 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,158 Um, good afternoon, Professor. - Well, well rested, old house? 19 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,072 Ouch, yeah... - Let's go! 20 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,112 Good morning, Professor. - Morning, colleague. 21 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:38,120 But I'm just an assistant teacher. - But, not so modest! We are now 22 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:42,020 Colleagues and have to stick together! - Whether I am respected? 23 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,077 Naturally. We'll get it open Bring the rascals into the lead. 24 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,033 I think I'm too soft. I can myself never really caught on with the boys. 25 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,074 You should exercise more! Ride, this is the ideal balancing sport. Yes! 26 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,072 I'll go quickly again for little boys. 27 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,232 Uh, what? - I said we can just go with each other 28 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,992 Enforce strictness! - Yes, right, right. 29 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,191 And about the new right to have a say I don't think much of the student at all. 30 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,074 I apologize, that was complete my fault, Mathilde. 31 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,113 No, that wasn't your fault. What can you do for my scariness? 32 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,116 I take off at the slightest noise. 33 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,153 Did he give you one of his dirty ones again? Tells jokes, this libertine? 34 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,193 I have all of them from you. - Yes, yes, it's good. 35 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,039 Brain spastic! - Complete idiot! 36 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,231 Have you seen Loredana? - What do I know? She'll come. 37 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,032 Maybe she's sick too. - Here she comes! 38 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,077 Oh, again with that stupid uncle. 39 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,030 Ciao! 40 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,038 Ciao. - Ciao. 41 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,999 Hey guys, keep your hands off the little one! - Do you mean us, grandpa? 42 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:07,040 Come on, don't get cheeky! I know exactly where you have your eyes again. 43 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,073 On my little niece's bottom, and I protest against that! 44 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,999 If I catch you with her, then you can get to know me. 45 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,033 Then I will see you from the inside out Turn inside out, like a rabbit. 46 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,036 Ciao. 47 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:28,034 Don't tempt me, because you know the flesh is weak, the spirit is willing. 48 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,192 Mathilde, it's good that you came. It's mine today A terrible mishap happened tomorrow 49 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,119 and only you can help me. May I ask for a favor? 50 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,989 I have the students under a pretext Sent out, my pants ripped. 51 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,120 You are the right one for me. But I will get it sorted out, my dear. 52 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,113 Listen. Do I have to take off my pants? - Yes, how else am I supposed to sew!? 53 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,197 Yes yes, of course they are right. 54 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,150 One... 55 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,191 What is it, should I help? - Yes, thank you, Mathilde. 56 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,198 So... Now pull! 57 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,235 Let's try again, you were very good. 58 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,157 You can pull hard, I can handle a lot. 59 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,198 To a new one. Are you ready? - Complete. 60 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,110 I knew you could do it. 61 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,077 We would have that. So... 62 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,196 Go away! - See you later. 63 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,197 Hopefully you'll be in your seats soon. 64 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,153 Where were we last time? stopped? Marcello! 65 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,112 Yes? - Well, come on! We want to hear something 66 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,060 You always know everything. Or not? 67 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:53,233 We last talked about Pippin the Little. Now tell me, what do you know about him? 68 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,191 He was small... - He was small? When was he elected king? 69 00:05:57,160 --> 00:06:03,157 754, you horny ox! Pippin promised the Pope to protect him from attacks by the Lombards 70 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,080 and an independent, papal state between Ravenna and Rome. 71 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,112 We already have that taken for three hours. 72 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,989 He was small, what nonsense. Is that everything you know about him? 73 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,079 It's true, isn't it? Why else was he called “the little one”? 74 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,198 He was called “the little one” because he was the younger one! You idiots will never understand that. 75 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:25,120 Charles, Pippin's successor, took most of them West Germanic tribes merged into one empire. 76 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:29,180 When the Lombards threatened the Papal States, he forced their king to abdicate and sat 77 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,159 himself the iron crown of Lombard Empire on the head. 78 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,120 This eventful event lasted 30 years Wrestling. Ouch, such crap... 79 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:41,234 Marcello, you've already sat down once stayed. This is a review course! 80 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,060 I love you. 81 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,072 To become a car locksmith, you don't need a high school diploma. 82 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,238 Flegel, lout. Unheard of! This brings you a 5 a. Oh, what am I saying, a 6! 83 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,037 Get outside to the door, you rascal! 84 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,072 Great. I can finally do that smoke a cigarette. 85 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,110 You're exaggerating. 86 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,989 But that was funny. The class deserves a reward. 87 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,073 You can write an essay. Topic... - He can do me! 88 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,112 Me too! - Are we going swimming this afternoon? 89 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,119 Well, what's up there? Do you want an additional topic? 90 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,077 I still have a lot in stock. I really would have. 91 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,117 You, what did she whisper to you? Out with the language! 92 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,039 Nothing at all. - But I saw it. Quiet! 93 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,157 Sit in the back immediately! - That's unfair! 94 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:24,039 Quiet! I forbid any criticism! Well, Karl's Empire, yes. 95 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:28,074 Charles's empire was vast. It stretched from the Pyrenees to Denmark. 96 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,078 As King Charles the Santa Claus... 97 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:37,180 Quiet! On Christmas Day 800 in the St. Peter's Church in Rome prayed, sat him down 98 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:43,071 Pope Leo III the imperial crown on his head. That was from the mighty Frankish king 99 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:48,115 secular leader of Christianity, became the highest lord of the West. 100 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,037 Good God, the hour is up. - Ladies and gentlemen, 101 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:54,118 we thank you for your attention, They heard the word for Sunday. 102 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,034 Mathilde, I need support! - Yes, I understand, all right. 103 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,030 Come. 104 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,196 Good morning! 105 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,197 How embarrassing. - How come? - Oh, you're too stupid. 106 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,079 What have I done wrong? I I just wished you a good morning. 107 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,151 Stop laughing I am your teacher now. 108 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,992 Take out the flutes! 109 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,119 Stop laughing! Everyone takes an instrument. 110 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,150 Concentration! 111 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,231 Our topic today: We pick a third. 112 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,196 Try it yourself. 113 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,152 The flute is a quiet instrument, and you rape her. 114 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,120 So again from the beginning. One two three! 115 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:32,080 Greetings, Marc Antoni. - Oh, Dad. Call me Tonino! Is that clear? 116 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,198 You are baptized as Marc Antonio! - Yes, without my consent. 117 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,038 You lout! 118 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,198 See you at home, Dad. - I'll complain. 119 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,232 So, shall we go swimming? - We have an essay on. 120 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:51,114 Ciao, Tonino, I'll be right there. I don't want to sit there again. Ciao. 121 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,075 Oh, he can do me. So, will you come to my place tonight? 122 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,034 I don't know, let's see. - Good. 123 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,997 Get lost, here comes DiModesti! 124 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,034 A horse is kicking me! That's where cheese stops smelling. 125 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,237 I'm ruined. My beautiful car. 126 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:36,153 Here they are safe and can not be stolen from you. 127 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:43,237 Yes, that's right. And I have to have them again mount. These dogs! Criminal! 128 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,152 Yes, that's right colleague, great weather. - How come? 129 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,231 Where are you going at this time? I have to go home. 130 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,072 We'll get along fine. You'll see. 131 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,195 Don't you like being with me? 132 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,192 Yes, but you know my uncle is very strict. 133 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,190 I'd rather go home. 134 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,199 You act like you are you're only 14. Yes, yes. 135 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,158 All girls like me, I can Hardly save me from appointments. 136 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,199 You can believe me. - Then don't let it stop you. 137 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,119 I think you're really nice, but I'm not in love. 138 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,192 You can't tell me that, that you are not in love. 139 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,077 You just don't want to admit it, because you're so bitchy. 140 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,039 I'm not bitchy. That's me never been. Why? 141 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,117 Just because I'm not let me in with you right away? 142 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,995 Oh what. You're just afraid that I'll... what could tell the others. 143 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,235 I bet mine last chewing gum for it, 144 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,071 that you have never seen a boy you really enjoyed it. 145 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:43,200 I think we both want the same thing. Oh come on, let's go somewhere! 146 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,153 What's that supposed to mean? - I'm crazy about you, Loredana. 147 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,111 Take your hand away! - Give me a kiss! 148 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,152 Keep your hands on the wheel, I don't want to kiss you! 149 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,037 A single kiss. 150 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,152 What now, do we eat or don't we eat? 151 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,032 We are waiting. - We eat! 152 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,060 Correct. You are the master of the house. 153 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,151 Eat so you can go to the store. 154 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,112 I eat when everyone eats, That is a principle of mine. 155 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,197 The family belongs at the table. I don't eat alone. 156 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,039 I have a stomach ulcer; This will only get worse from the anger. 157 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,112 Just keep it up you are taking me to the grave! 158 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,072 Well, if I like it, who cares? 159 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,180 Can you leave me a little bit too? Loredana will come soon. 160 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:34,114 She will be a little late. - Papperlapapp, she has to be on time! 161 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,153 She's not supposed to do it with boys start, that doesn't exist for me! 162 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,999 No, I'm responsible for her, is out of the question. 163 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,191 You're just the uncle. And she is 17 years old. 164 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,191 At 17, she is not yet an adult. - You're stuffy. 165 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,158 Good old man, keep it up. Times have changed! 166 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,991 I have the floor here. I don't tolerate boys in the house and not on the street either! 167 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:58,074 Where would we get to then? I know completely exactly what the boys want today. 168 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,037 Oh, nonsense. She is a decent girl. 169 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,100 Don't tell me about a decent one Girl. After all, I was young once. 170 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,113 Everyone can get around today if you can just starts cleverly. That's what I want to say. 171 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,994 Yes, yes, you say it. You Philistine need it. 172 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,999 I can imagine where she is, this bitch. 173 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,120 What are you up to? Do me a favor and don't get upset, I beg you! 174 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,039 You'll see that I'm right. I'm always right. 175 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,999 Hello, who is speaking? - Who is speaking there? 176 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,072 That's a stupid question. - The question isn't that stupid. 177 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,237 After all, you have one Name, you shooting gallery figure. 178 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,071 This is Professor Pizzerone, and who is there? 179 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:37,078 I am the uncle of the girl you meet wayward son constantly stalks. 180 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,159 Ah, the bald guy. - The bald guy!? - Don't get upset! 181 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,192 How can you be so disrespectful talk about my hair loss? 182 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,994 Kojak was also bald and became famous for it. 183 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,035 Kojak, you can't deal with him compare. Who are you anyway? 184 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,074 A philistine! Listen to yourself so important take it, it's no use, my dear. 185 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:00,080 And now you're finally telling me the reason of your call. Is this your niece? 186 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:04,034 What else, you donkey. My niece is namely, didn't come home for dinner. 187 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,197 I know your son is stalking her like a tomcat of a cat. 188 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,074 But there he is with lemons acted, that fucker. 189 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,191 The girls throw themselves at me Son literally on the neck! 190 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:16,031 And you're still proud of that, you crazy newt? Before the girls know it, they are pregnant. 191 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,151 Never heard of the pill? Do you live behind the moon? 192 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,117 Guard your words, you don't know what you're saying! 193 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,073 For my niece it will be this way of adventure never give. 194 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,060 Then I wouldn't have one if I were you Worry, you Kojak wannabe. 195 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,118 Possible, but please remember one thing, and I mean it seriously: 196 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,193 Your son is no companion for mine Niece, and that's that! 197 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,119 But I gave it to him. - You are impossible. 198 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,117 He's calling straight away to check in apologize. You'll see. 199 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,074 I know him better than you. One, two, there he is. 200 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,152 I forgot to tell you say they're a shit. 201 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,159 Outrageous, you boor! - Oh my God, there's a woman on the line. 202 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,079 Mr. Catalino? - Yes that's me. You've come to the right place. 203 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,157 This is the emergency room. It's her niece. 204 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,111 What is it about? what can I do for you? 205 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,077 So, uncle thought, would something have happened to me? 206 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,237 Yeah yeah. Thank God it's not like that. 207 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,039 Eat first and then tell me whole story, right? 208 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,994 It's exactly like I said. I was right again. 209 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,033 But I'll hit the young man next time Opportunity to get the perms off your head. 210 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,033 Relax. I'm old enough to to take care of myself. 211 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,114 My relationship with Tonino is completely harmless. - And why is he in the hospital now? 212 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,073 You can tell someone that who puts on his trousers with pliers. 213 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:31,036 Tell me, what happened? - Aunt, what happened? 214 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,980 The car was carried out of the curve. - My God! 215 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,038 He wasn't to blame. - He wasn't to blame. All stupid stuff. 216 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,140 This tear has the driver's license won at the fairground. 217 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,197 A careful driver will be not carried out of the curve. 218 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,197 He concentrates. He has his hands on the wheel. 219 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,111 Just like you. - I was still not carried out of the curve. 220 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,998 Does that hurt? - No. 221 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,152 And this? - Now that hurt. 222 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:56,160 At least nothing is broken. A few Days of bed rest will do the boy good. 223 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,152 He was lucky that he nothing has broken. 224 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,112 I'll stop by again. - Doctor, 225 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,153 You're not hiding something from me, are you? - What should I keep secret? 226 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,192 Except for a few skin abrasions nothing happened to him. 227 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,117 Goodbye. - I'll take you out. This way. 228 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,073 Doctor, may I meet you? ask for a favor? 229 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,079 Please don't talk to anyone about it, the boy needs to rest. 230 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,232 But there's actually nothing wrong with him, you can Feel free to believe me. No need to worry. 231 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,111 Yes, I know that too, but Nevertheless, I would like to ask you. 232 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,994 Why? - Only this way. He has a little girlfriend, 233 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,033 and she's had it lately little neglected, you see? 234 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,995 Yes, of couse. But with other people's feelings you shouldn't play tricks. 235 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,032 Do you understand? - Of course it is. 236 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:41,030 Professor. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 237 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,074 Tonino, my little one, is actually what you got belongs to the elegant gentleman rider, 238 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,157 that all the girls in town were after? 239 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,152 That was you. - You guessed it. 240 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,119 And there was another in town, which the girls didn't like at all. 241 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,036 Fat, bald and unathletic. And still this guy told me one day 242 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,072 the girlfriend out while I was in the hospital. 243 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,238 I bet it was Catalino. - Exactly. He took my bride away from me. 244 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,180 Loredana's aunt. The most beautiful Girls within a 100 kilometer radius. 245 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:13,060 Oh, what am I saying? She was the most beautiful girl I've ever met. 246 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,072 No reason to hit me! - Sorry. 247 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,117 If I understood you correctly have, then you want, 248 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,060 that this lady is now mine becomes mother-in-law. 249 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,994 Do you think you will succeed? - Oh, if that's all. Trifle. 250 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,995 I'm too young to get married. - You're never too young for that. 251 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,191 Tonino, this is the chance rely on me. 252 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:35,036 Do I know if she wants to marry me? She's only 17 years old and so beautiful. 253 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,073 I adore her, the thought of her drives me so crazy. 254 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,180 Pull yourself together, Tonino. You'll get her. 255 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,035 Together we will defeat the enemy. Company, march off! 256 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,190 At your command, General. 257 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,998 The clef, too called treble clef, 258 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,073 is extraordinary for music important. For the violin, the flute, 259 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:58,030 In short: For all musical instruments. - What you don't say. How smart you are. 260 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,198 Do you think so? But I'm so small. - All big men were small. 261 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,074 Have you never heard of Napoleon? - Oh, yes! You are so right. 262 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,113 Now tell me how could the accident happen? 263 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,020 How nice? The car was carried out of the curve. 264 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,112 Hard to believe, for no reason at all. So come on, don't tell me fairy tales. 265 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,154 Do you want me to tell you something? - Secure. As long as it's the truth. 266 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,238 He wanted to kiss me. But I didn't want to. 267 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,993 Oh come on, you wouldn't spit on it otherwise. What has gotten into you? 268 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:32,040 I do not know it either. Maybe, because I'm in love with someone else?! 269 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,198 Do you love me, Loredana? - I wasn't talking about you. Go now. 270 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,074 Professor! Why do they play? aren't we wrong? 271 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:48,036 No no no. - Oh please, do me a favor. 272 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,190 Then I guess I can't do anything else. 273 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,230 This will be great fun. 274 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:58,074 You should take this one, it sounds better. it is electrically amplified. 275 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,992 Please. - Plus it's a lot louder. 276 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,236 Complicated, huh? 277 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,191 Is that correct? But me don't hear anything. How come? - Pure! 278 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,111 Yes, better than Elvis. Keep going! 279 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,037 Stop, he might go into shock. 280 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:33,120 In order. But it's only 100 volts, He cannot die from it. 281 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,236 Marcello, turn it off! 282 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,078 Was I good? - You were lonely. 283 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:55,239 Actually?- Yes. - Really? That's a great thing. 284 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,999 Good morning, professor. 285 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,156 Fantastic! 286 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:14,035 So what do we do? Are we going out? - No, I'm waiting for Tonino. 287 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,198 Well, your gorgeous boy isn't here. Let's go eat some pizza instead. 288 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,073 - Nope. Too bad. Maybe he died? 289 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,192 Don't be so stupid! I can't stand that. 290 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,033 You must have a crack in your optics. Don't talk nonsense about novels and come with me! 291 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,077 Unfortunately, that has already been resolved. 292 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,078 Bye. - Come quickly, Loredana! 293 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,077 What's up? - Tonino is getting worse. 294 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,119 How is that possible? - Some complication has occurred, 295 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,060 I don't know anything specific either. - Can I come with you? 296 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,151 That is not necessary. - You can come with the moped. 297 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,191 You, buddy, listen. No lazy ones Things! Do we understand each other?! 298 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,029 I'll follow. - It's not for you you, little one. Someone like me has to do it. 299 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,032 Ah, everything is there. 300 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,116 Lucky. 301 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,190 Heavens, what is it? 302 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,119 "So they don't steal it from you." But where is it? 303 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,157 I'll pay them back for that. What were they thinking? 304 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:34,070 Where did they leave it? I'm going crazy. How am I supposed to get home without a steering wheel? 305 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,151 My beautiful car. A car without a steering wheel. 306 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,238 I'll beat these sons of bitches unsharpened into the ground! 307 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,196 You are right, Mr. Colleague. I also like wearing loden. 308 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,230 He only understands train stations. 309 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,192 Tonino. I thought you did didn't get seriously hurt. 310 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,190 Ciao. 311 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,157 It stinks here. Let yourself don't open the windows? 312 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,989 I didn't know you were coming. - Otherwise you would have ventilated beforehand, right? 313 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,198 Do you always have to argue? - Your uncle and I are old rivals. 314 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,233 If he can't argue, he is not happy. - Typical. 315 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,118 So, speak up! What's missing Your son really? 316 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,075 Poor Tonino, you're probably in pain. - I'm dying... 317 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,038 Nonsense. - I don't want to hear that. 318 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,040 He is now receiving his injection. - Ow, my stomach. - Dominica! 319 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,198 You need a butt with you three jaws. - No need to worry. 320 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:43,029 Tonino is like his father, he knows no fear at all. 321 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,198 Isn't that right, my Tonino? Am i right? - Yes, dad. 322 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,117 If only the pain would go away. - Oh, the little one. 323 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,033 Just a minute, a little prick and You can come again. 324 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,117 Come on, Loredana. We disappear. 325 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,151 What did I tell you they fell for it. 326 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:06,194 Now a syringe into the pillow little cry and everything is over. 327 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,999 I got the injection from the vet for the horse when it is constipated. 328 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,193 Wait a minute. I'll do the injection. - She? 329 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,071 I went to the paramedic course, that's where I learned that. 330 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,112 No, Dad does that. - Oh, you want it as me 331 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,994 Don't want to lose weight as a professional? What's wrong, are you scared? 332 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,032 I guarantee you it doesn't hurt at all. 333 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,151 No! - But yes, if he guarantees you, 334 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,113 that it doesn't hurt, he can do it. - But dad, after all it's about 335 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,198 my life. I have to endure the pain. - I didn't have an accident either. 336 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,060 That's life. - Let's finally get started. 337 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,232 No, no, I don't want daddy. - He's almost shitting himself. 338 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,993 Just give me that stuff. Give them give me the syringe. 339 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:46,996 I don't want daddy, no. Help! No no. 340 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,158 Don't do any faxing here, watch that your son gets his ass off. 341 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,193 Then you heard it. Here's one like this to do theater. Weakling! 342 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,072 Excuse me. May I?- Come in. 343 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,152 Good day! - Good afternoon, young woman! 344 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,199 Good day. Excuse me, are you the owner? 345 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,033 I? No! I'm just that Temporary... er, I'm the brother. 346 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,000 I have a completely different one Profession, I am a psychologist. - Please? 347 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,032 Yes, psychologist, an important profession. 348 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,151 You see, my brother, is an extraordinary man, 349 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:32,036 very sporty, I tell you, young woman. - Yes, really? 350 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,220 So he's very good looking. - Oh really... 351 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,119 Yes, and to women... that's just where he is wonderful, the greatest, the greatest... 352 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,198 Excuse me, but that's hardly it to believe. Do you have different fathers? 353 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,077 I'm sorry, what? - Whether you have the same father. 354 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:48,030 I don't know that. Two fathers, three fathers... We're just stepbrothers... 355 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,037 Yes, I understand. Let me see him. 356 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:55,075 Of course, it goes without saying. Then I'll go down and get him. 357 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,156 Good. 358 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,220 Good afternoon, miss. - Are you the brother? 359 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,075 Yes, the parapsychologist's brother Dingsdabums... - Oh, how beautiful. 360 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,032 Thank you, madame! Thank you very much! But that's what you all tell me! 361 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,035 But not after all. I mean the store here. - Ah, equipped with everything! 362 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,151 With really everything? - Yes, everything. That belongs everything to me, from here to all the way back there. 363 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,160 I am the head of the sports department. - I'm looking for a thug... 364 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,240 To play tennis? - Of course, what to do Otherwise you with your bat... 365 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,157 Beautiful woman, I have many racket, to play tennis, 366 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,192 but even if they snow For example, shoes want... 367 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,195 Oh no no, not for snow... 368 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,236 You know, this isn't for me Cleavage, how should I say... 369 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,078 You need it hot... - Yes, hot, hot! 370 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,060 So... we have a very big one here Selection. You are spoiled for choice. 371 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,993 They also use panatta and barazutti. - Please?- Panatta and Barazutti, 372 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,140 the world class tennis players! - Panatta?- Yes. 373 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:06,074 Oh, how beautiful, yes. But I'm such a complete beginner. 374 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,079 Oh, come with me. Don't worry. Look, young woman, 375 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,039 I have a bat here that will help you will really like... like this one, 376 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:18,031 Panatta has one exactly like that. Rococo style. Yes, but they still need to get it strung. 377 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,034 Otherwise the balls will fly through! - Yes I understand. 378 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,157 Young woman, can I ask you something? - Yes, you ask. 379 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,199 Where are you from? - I'm a stranger here. I come from Bologna. 380 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,074 Oh, a beautiful city. - I'm not here for fun, 381 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:33,239 but because of a family matter, as they say, matters of the heart. 382 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,180 My sister is having an affair with one Man dealing with smugglers. 383 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,192 A customs officer? - No. A prisoner. 384 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:44,034 Ah, I see. - But he will be free soon. - Outbreak? 385 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,037 No. Out on probation. 386 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,100 Oh, they're so cute. Do you know, forgive me if I steal your time, 387 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:56,070 but I'm looking for a teacher to teach me tennis can teach and a tennis court. 388 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,020 Have luck! With me you will find both 389 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,157 and I am the biggest Tennis teachers of Europe, you know? 390 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,034 Oh really?- Oh yes, I was already training Pietrangeli, he called me every day. 391 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:08,080 So, should I trust myself? - Oh yes, dare, dare. 392 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:12,239 I am also a trainer for everyone School sports, a “Deus ex Machina”. 393 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,158 Oh, what a superman. - Superman, superfoot! I have shoe size 44! 394 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,117 How friendly they are! Then I'm counting on you! 395 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,040 Yes, start counting... Young woman, If you come by around eight this evening, 396 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,231 then I give them the bat. And of course you don't have to pay anything. 397 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,111 How charming! - Then we'll go out together! 398 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,220 I was happy! - No, the joy is entirely mine. 399 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,118 Goodbye! - Bye. 400 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,112 Oh Holy Mary, Mother of God... 401 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,232 Is that all you have? The bottle is empty. 402 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,993 Then you'll have to drink less, you tearful. You drink like a fool. 403 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,113 Where am I supposed to get it? - Get your pocket money increased. 404 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:59,034 One two three four. Hey! 405 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,994 Tell me, are you under? the terrorists gone? 406 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,032 I'll give you yours right now Perm from the head. 407 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,191 Just put that back that belongs to my father. 408 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,191 And what do you do with it? - I'm hunting. Hunt for pretty girls. 409 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,119 There is not one that suits me thus escapes. Come with me! 410 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,180 Do you see that window there? - Yes. 411 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,113 She always sunbathes completely naked. - Oh, give it to me, I want to see that! 412 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,038 You brain amputee, There is no sun now. 413 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,197 Oh, stop it, stop it! I can't hear it anymore! 414 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,197 Been promising for three years now you to marry me. 415 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,197 I have my best years wasted on you. 416 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,119 I have only been a widower for three years. You have to be patient! 417 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,038 What's the rush, what's the point? 418 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,100 And the way you love me, it's always the same. 419 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,033 Come up with something. - But what? What are you after? 420 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,118 You know, I'm not the youngest anymore. - Idiot! I want emotions. 421 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,154 Go ahead, pull the stocking over your face and... climb in through the window like a criminal. 422 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,238 I want to love a thief once. - Are you crazy? 423 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,192 It's 20 meters to your apartment. - Hey, whatever. I want it that way! 424 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,993 Hmm, good. OK. But that is pretty tiring. 425 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,073 Go! - If you think. I'll be right back. 426 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,200 If I don't crash. Goodbye, I'm leaving now. See you later then. 427 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,116 If that goes well. 428 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,079 More after there. Do you see that house there? on the corner where the balcony is? 429 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,157 Yes. - There's a Negro woman living there who's a bomb. 430 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,197 You can't see anything, the light is off. - She will sleep. 431 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:27,990 Who is that? A burglar. - Give it here! I'll kill him. One shot... 432 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,232 It's a shame the thing isn't loaded. - What do we do? 433 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,159 I have him in my sights. - Come on, let's call the police. 434 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,160 No. No, wait! - My God, he's crashing. 435 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,033 Now he's done it. - He's inside. 436 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,180 That's Tarzan. 437 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,080 But not like that, do it again. - What does that mean again? You see, 438 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,033 I'm at the end of my strength. - Idiot! Are you that stupid? 439 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,152 Don't you understand anything? You can Don't reveal yourself to me! 440 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,037 I have to believe that you are a thief. 441 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,999 Then I get scared. And let you love me. 442 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,035 You must be masked! Do you understand? And don't say "Here I am, darling" again. 443 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,197 Yes. How you mean. 444 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,112 You can do it with me. Who am I?! 445 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,035 She kicked him out. Let's see how this goes. 446 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,198 He probably feels like that Flat feet in Africa. This hippo. 447 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,077 Friends, I have a brilliant idea. - What? 448 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,220 Do you have a women's stocking? - Yes, sure. My mother's. 449 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,994 Great! - Come on, let's get him straight away. Come with me! 450 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,239 What is it called? To err is human, said the hedgehog, jumping down from the hairbrush. 451 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,033 Take cover, there he is! - Come on, we have to intercept him first. 452 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,999 He must have a cock made of gold have, with the magnificent woman. 453 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,238 Or he's a huge loser. - Distract him, I'll go first. 454 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,190 We can't all go at the same time. 455 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,190 Good evening, Professor. 456 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,151 Rascals, what are you doing? still on the street now? 457 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,199 We were at the cinema. We're lucky to have you met, because we made a bet. 458 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,140 Can you tell me what I have to do with your bet? 459 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:37,031 You know... It was a movie about Napoleon. - So so. That is of course something different. 460 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,191 After all, Napoleon is a historical figure. 461 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,996 So you were at the cinema and saw a Napoleon Saw film. There is nothing wrong with that. 462 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:49,114 What is your question? I hope that I can answer them. 463 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,073 It's about... We're the same thing not entirely in agreement on one point. 464 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,999 He means that Napoleon was actually a pipe. 465 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,190 He got fooled at Waterloo. 466 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,039 What do you allow yourself? - Arr, you idiot. 467 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,180 Old bastard, be careful! 468 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,192 Shit. There remains one yes the word stuck in my throat. 469 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,000 Shit! - Oh, a thief, a thief. 470 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:19,035 Come, take me! Yes, that's right. Take me, come on now! 471 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,074 Wellington was English, and that was lucky as always on his side this time too. 472 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:28,060 It was pure coincidence. To be precise: He was lured into a trap. 473 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,039 There was no possibility to see through this intrigue. 474 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,020 Yes, it took a step forward and two steps back. 475 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,032 But why is that? - Wha-Wha-Why is that? 476 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,158 It was treason! - Let lightning strike you when you shit! 477 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,112 Such fucking rubbish. - Again? 478 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:52,155 My God, what's wrong with you today? Oh, well, come on then! Darling... 479 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,193 Pure theory, my dear students, Napoleon was far too clever. 480 00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,040 He was as good as his opponents consider. He was almost omnipotent. 481 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,030 Any criticism of his person is borderline personal insult. Is that clear? 482 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,119 How come? - I told you so. Weren't you listening? 483 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,158 I can't lecture all night. So, you have to be a little careful, 484 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,035 when I talk about the great Napoleon. This is incredibly important! 485 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,994 Fucking bitch. - What are you saying? 486 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,080 But now I really won't be able to anymore. So come on, but this is the last time! 487 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,998 I'm already there, I'm already there. 488 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:51,036 His empire soon stretched to far into Russia. And again it was 489 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,100 he betrayed. Of his officers, the no longer believed in his military skills. 490 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,160 And he ordered the retreat. The retreat! He could have won. 491 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:04,156 He hadn't lost. I hope you have can follow my statements so far. 492 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,233 Ending. now it is high time to go home. March, march, march! 493 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,078 See you tomorrow then. - If he knew... 494 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,999 Then we fly out of school. - Oh, children, everything still hurts now. 495 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,156 Yes, she has boobs like knockers. 496 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,117 Damn, now I can do it again Don't ride for three days. 497 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,197 Shit, I'm still missing that. - You must be crazy. Now it's over! 498 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:58,031 What does this mean? I am a burglar. - Oh, don't talk nonsense. 499 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,151 What does nonsense mean here? I am a Burglar and wants to love you. 500 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,078 Yeah yeah. - What, you refuse? 501 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,077 Then I will take you by force take and kill you! 502 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:10,117 Help, help, help! - But it's me. 503 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,072 Hands up, you're surrounded! Resistance is futile. 504 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,080 Now we have you, you fat lump. - This is my fiancée. 505 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,236 Police station 506 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,152 Well, I'm extremely sorry, sir Professor that she on the floor 507 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:28,120 had to sleep. But we don't have any Beds in this small police post. 508 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,039 I hope you understand this. - It was my fault. 509 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,037 A little bet between friends. Do you understand? 510 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:38,040 Surely. A test of courage, certainly. - Very well put, Commissioner. 511 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,197 Courage is everything. A real man must not be afraid of anything. 512 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,220 Yeah right. But unfortunately today they belong Courageous minority, Professor. 513 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,072 Correct! 514 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,235 Well done, huh? - Mmm. 515 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,033 Hey, listen, you smartasses! You have to but don't go straight down here. 516 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,032 The street is wide enough. - We won't ask you about that. 517 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,231 Shut up! - That this Lenin learned German, 518 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,077 and also found time for the world revolution 519 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,158 to initiate is the very best proof its size, you have to... 520 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,159 Professor! - I'm making my own revolution, 521 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,079 just like him. One day people also talk about me. 522 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,060 Waterloo - thoughts on an unfair defeat 523 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,154 That's the topic, I give give you two hours. 524 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,992 I'm tired. 525 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:32,233 Is Tonino feeling better already? - No. 526 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,158 Tarzan doesn't want me to call him. But I'll do it! 527 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,034 I have to comfort him a little. - What's that for? Don't call him. 528 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,112 Jealous? - Perhaps. 529 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,191 I don't believe in this whole accident. This is theater. He wants himself 530 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:52,190 make important. And you fall for it. - You show-off. 531 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,157 Look, Tarzan has stepped away. - Ah yes. 532 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,157 But I'll wake him up. - Yes, the fly stitch. 533 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,036 Don't write it off! 534 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,035 Come on, let's get started now! Come on, come on, come on! 535 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,072 Like last time, OK? 536 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,037 Excuse me. That was a fly. 537 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,118 I'm going to wash my hands now. There is no chatter! 538 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,072 Come on, I have an idea. 539 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,990 Now. 540 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,110 Go! 541 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,196 Yes?! 542 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,118 Inge, you go to the board! 543 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:14,197 My God, what happened there? 544 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,157 What is that? - What? I don't know. Um, water? 545 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,197 Maybe we should Better to take a gondola. 546 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,114 Can someone tell me what's going on here? 547 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,039 Yes, but sure. The professor has been peeing for 10 minutes. 548 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,237 Disgusting! - A student?! And which one please? 549 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,032 No, Professor Pizzerone. - A broken siphon? 550 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,152 And I was already thinking of something else. - Yes, we have already called the emergency services. 551 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,039 Excellent. Here has everyone is entitled to first aid. 552 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,153 Space, please. Caution! Can we go through?! 553 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,060 What's that supposed to mean? Who is sick? - Pizzeria. 554 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,198 Topless? - Professor? Professor, are you sick? 555 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:09,039 Lout! You're not allowed to let a drop of water? 556 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,236 Billy, Billy! Something more Attitude, if I may ask! 557 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,156 If you already see me as wanted to have a sports teacher, 558 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,118 you have to follow suit too follow my instructions. 559 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,032 Did we understand each other there? 560 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:28,149 We practice shot put. A sport that requires a lot of strength and concentration. 561 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,191 Finally I was three times National champion in this discipline. 562 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,158 My question now is: what does it come down to? in this sport primarily? 563 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,153 That the ball doesn't fall on your foot. - You're a little smartass. 564 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:41,060 Don't think that was funny. If the ball falls on your foot, 565 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,198 then you have for the rest of your life Flat feet. I don't give a damn about your stupid jokes! 566 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,197 There is work going on here. Ouch, that can't be true. 567 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:56,069 Ugh, you louts. Shame on you! After all, I was once a national champion. 568 00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,192 That bothers me. Except with the hips wobble, you can't do any more. 569 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,110 Well, Sunday at the sports festival 570 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,038 It will show what you achieve there. 571 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:33,114 Tonino!? Be so kind and bring me a Fernet Branca! 572 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,118 Wait, wait! I'll answer it. 573 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,033 Yes, please? Pizzerone. - This is Loredana. 574 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,152 It's good that you called. - For what reason? - Because he feels bad. 575 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,072 Very bad. Complications. - Could I speak to him? 576 00:42:55,240 --> 00:43:00,076 Completely impossible. He has severe chills and is unconscious most of the time. 577 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,231 When can I visit him? - Absolutely not today. 578 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:08,156 Maybe tomorrow, let's see. Ciao, see you tomorrow. We'll see each other at school. 579 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,112 Tell me, was it Loredana? - Um, yes. 580 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,236 She will come to visit you tomorrow. To comfort you. 581 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,158 Oh, Dad. I'm tired of playing sick. I also want to go out again. 582 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:22,029 You're probably not ticking right!? You are dying for your girlfriend. 583 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,994 A miracle will happen in a few days. Her love makes you healthy again. 584 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,111 And our goal has been achieved: The engagement, hurray! 585 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:43,035 Loredana! How is Tonino? 586 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,989 Bad. I can't think about it that it's actually my fault. 587 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,192 All he wanted from me back then was a kiss, and I refused it. 588 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,078 What am I supposed to do? 589 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,158 I have to think of something How can I make it up to him? 590 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,074 You know, I would even sleep with him. - Exactly. Probably not with me? 591 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:08,991 I belong to him now. Whether I will I ever love him? 592 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:13,114 That's your business. I don't believe it. - Me neither. 593 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,074 Come on, let's get out of here. - Both of us? Shall we go play ball? 594 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,152 Oh, that's boring. I know something better. 595 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,119 We could go to the sea drive, or not? 596 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,112 A great idea. I'll be right back. 597 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,192 It's a shame that the weather is bad. It is beautiful here when the sun is shining. 598 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,999 I think it's so beautiful too. I love the sea. 599 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,033 The two also seem to love the sea. If they sit like that for a long time, 600 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,196 they get their feet wet. 601 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,159 What do you think, Billy?! Will I be so happy too? 602 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,992 Are you sorry about that? nothing will happen to us now? 603 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,080 Not a bit. I think you are in love with me, and not with Tonino. 604 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:09,074 You're pretty full of yourself. - No. Just hopelessly in love with you. 605 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,020 Now don't get sentimental. - Does that bother you? 606 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,157 You probably can't tell the truth tolerated. I'm sentimental. 607 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,112 But that doesn't bother me in the least. 608 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,999 Now you're starting, to make fun of me. 609 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:32,031 A thunderstorm. Come, take my hand. 610 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,039 We get soaking wet. Come on, let's take shelter. 611 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:45,234 Locked. It's crazy. 612 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,077 It's open. - Oh, thank God. 613 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,113 I'm so scared. If only we hadn't come here. 614 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,072 I'm with you. Have no fear. 615 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,197 Are you cold? - Yes. 616 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,079 Your blouse is really wet too. Come on, take them off. 617 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:17,029 Have no fear. - What are you doing? Be kind. 618 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,993 That's exactly what I do want to be, don't you understand? 619 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,111 Please don't. I don't want to. 620 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,233 Loredana, how can you just do something like that to me? 621 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,072 No! - What's up? 622 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,039 You are a scoundrel. I despise you. 623 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,112 To help! - Be calm! Are you crazy? 624 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,152 Oh, go to hell! 625 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,160 Loredana, wait! I'm coming with you. - I hate you. 626 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,070 Tear. 627 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,159 I almost didn't see the ball. - I see two. 628 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,237 How can I understand that? - I made a little joke 629 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,156 over your beautiful bottom. 630 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,037 Director, this is your shot. 631 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:44,031 Which day? Isn't that a ball? How can they say this is my day? 632 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:49,200 Funny. Mr. Zinobio, it's 15 to zero. - To 15! 633 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,190 Danger! 634 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,072 I'll take that. - This is my ball. 635 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,156 That was a smash. 636 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:04,075 You can feel my muscles. - Oh, my dear. You are a superman. 637 00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,197 But it was my ball! - It was addressed to me. 638 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:11,074 Do you want your dirty ones? Keep your paws off me? 639 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,231 Do that you come down, you hippopotamus. 640 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:18,080 What are you talking about my centerboard? We're not sailing. 641 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,032 A kiss to make it up to you. 642 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:23,153 I will succeed in the blow. - What should I do? Should I sing? 643 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:28,195 What? From me: "The Barber of Seville". 644 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,038 What's broken now? 645 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:43,075 Mr. Zinobio, the next ball is mine. - I'll play back. 646 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,996 Be careful, a smash ball. - Class! 647 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:54,029 But not there! - You weakling. 648 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,157 This is mine. Mine, mine, mine! - No, mine! 649 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,158 We won, congratulations. - Well, that was a failure, Mr. Director. 650 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,197 Do you have diarrhea? The toilet is over there. 651 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,190 Congratulations. - What did Fontane say? 652 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:11,118 "It's enough to be there." 653 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,158 Do you know what they do in America? That's where you throw the bat, like that. 654 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,992 Let's see! What is? - It's my turn. 655 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:59,119 I told you there was nothing to see. - In order. Let me check. 656 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,072 I don't have time for jokes like that. - Give me a break. 657 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,032 Drill yourself a hole. 658 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,072 There are a few girls taking a shower. - Great. 659 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,032 You idiot, there it is nothing to see at all. 660 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,072 Good afternoon, Domenica. - Good day. 661 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,231 I happened to be passing by and there I wanted to see Tonino. 662 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,191 That's nice, come in. He will be happy about that. 663 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,180 How is he? - Tonino is feeling bad. 664 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,238 Very bad. He's in bed, come with me! 665 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,110 Oh, I was still missing that. 666 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,191 Doesn't he look like a dead boy? 667 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,231 Leave me alone with Tonino, and Make sure we don't get disturbed. 668 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,078 The professor is at the state education office, He won't be back until tonight. 669 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,033 And otherwise we expect no visitors whatsoever, my little miss. 670 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,231 If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen. - Thank you very much, Domenica. 671 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:10,039 Loredana. - How are you doing? 672 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,073 Good. I mean, so good it a sick person can do well. 673 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:22,030 You will be completely healthy again. You must not despair. 674 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:31,234 I can no longer sleep properly at night. The accident was all my fault. 675 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,152 I behaved stupidly. 676 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,039 I will never object again resist if you want to kiss me. 677 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,073 I promise you that. - Nice of you. I appreciate it. 678 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,072 I was a terribly selfish person. 679 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,237 Should I lie down with you? - Mmm. 680 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,191 I never will again say no if you ask me. 681 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,196 Great! 682 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:13,154 I ensure the right mood. - Yes. 683 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,192 What is that? - It belongs to my father, who collects 684 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,994 such bullshit. My records are in the bottom shelf. 685 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,992 Don't do that... 686 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:08,110 Leave the panties on. You'll catch a cold. 687 00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,079 We'd better wait, until I'm completely healthy. 688 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,079 But why? Don't you like me? 689 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:21,996 Yes, yes, well, actually. If now someone is coming. It's too risky. 690 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,989 We are all alone. Dominica won't let anyone in. 691 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,199 Whatever, I can't wait any longer. - Not so stormy! 692 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,073 Oh, what am I seeing?! 693 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,072 The beautiful wine. 694 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,032 Please, Professor, don't look at me like that! 695 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,118 This will have consequences for you. If stupidity hurt, you would 696 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,200 Scream all day, you lout. It was really all my fault. 697 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,995 Oh, interesting. - I get dressed. 698 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:09,160 So you love him? - I'm not sure. Love... 699 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:16,073 Isn't this a little more than just sex? You know, I don't know where I am. 700 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,119 I need time. - Yes, I understand that. 701 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:23,120 Nobody rushes. You will each other get engaged, everything must be in order. 702 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:26,073 I will be with her dear uncle discuss the wedding date. 703 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:30,996 Well, are you happy? My daughter... - Excuse me, professor. 704 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,038 Ciao. - Ciao. 705 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:38,150 Goodbye, Domenica. 706 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,039 Idiot! And all because of you couldn't control you. 707 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,180 Anyone who wants to achieve something great... must be patient and able to wait. 708 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,035 Hold your breath. I am complete fed up with your nonsense, dad. 709 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,180 Tonight I'll open a barrel and leave fill me up like a wet sponge, okay? 710 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,157 Stay calm, my boy! Just don't rush into anything. 711 00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,120 I have an idea. I will everyone Tell me, I took you to Bologna 712 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,119 need to be taken to a specialist. Clear? In reality, you do 713 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,159 have a few nice hours and catch up on what you missed. Victory! 714 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:12,120 Rather not. Fate! 715 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,997 Call me when you arrive! 716 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,060 You need me around not to worry. 717 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,198 How nice. It's good to know that you you won't date anyone else. 718 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,153 I promised you and I will stick to it. 719 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,193 I mean it will be the best, to send him to a specialist. 720 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:35,119 Yeah right. Then we have to too talk about the wedding at times. 721 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,119 And about the dowry, of course. - There's still time. 722 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,152 Say it, my dear. If you already If you are in Bologna then you should 723 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,034 take advantage of the opportunity and you Have your brain examined. 724 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,198 No. Then they remove half of me and One day I'll also sell sporting goods. 725 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,990 Idiot! 726 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,197 It's about time. Say goodbye! Come out! 727 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,231 Ciao. - Ciao. 728 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,191 Ciao, uncle. Thanks. Until tonight. - Good. 729 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,180 How much did you find? - Everything the cow did. 730 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:26,991 Great. Oh, here. - Thanks. - Go away! 731 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,079 Maybe amputate one day your brain? 732 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,077 ...and here. Zinobio, Zinobio, your shop is on fire. 733 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:53,199 Ooh, those half-assed criminals Hell get her! Fire brigade, help, there's a fire. 734 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:59,996 What smells so bad here? That's cow poop. 735 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,152 We incorporate this into the water flush. And when one of the teachers goes to the toilet, 736 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,113 then it bangs. - Yeah, really great. But how come? 737 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,995 to the key to the teacher's toilet? - Yes, how? The key is there 738 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,230 in the teachers' room. - We don't need that. 739 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,151 The three are so close together that we... just have to climb over the partition wall. 740 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,999 If you're not at Loredana think you're a genius. 741 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,032 Hold your breath, little one. - Well then let's go. 742 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,180 Occupied. - Oh, shit. What do we do now? 743 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,112 We'll go through it. - Ah yeah, OK. 744 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,190 Give me a hand. 745 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,197 What is? - The janitor poops. 746 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,232 My God, you can't even go to the pot in peace? 747 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,020 You just ate spicy, There's smoke in your back. 748 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,191 What are you doing here? - You wouldn't understand that. 749 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,237 I do calisthenics for the figure. I want to lose a few pounds. 750 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,060 Come on, let me try it. I'm not quite as heavy as you, sure. 751 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,197 So what do you really want up there? - Don't you get it? 752 00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,076 I'm a peeping Tom. 753 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,117 You can't get to it. - I'll try it. 754 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,153 Come on, help me up the wall! - Hey, don't forget the explosive device! 755 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,157 That will give them steam. 756 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:13,035 Get out of there, you gay dog! - You'd better sweep the yard than 757 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,039 sitting around on the toilet. It's a shame about the time. - Who are you again? 758 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,117 There was just a fat guy up there. - That was me, what do you mean 759 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,237 do you lose weight while exercising? - You pigs! 760 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,191 The explosive device fell down. - We thought the caretaker 761 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,038 let off steam. 762 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:32,080 Down. - Let me try! - Good. 763 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,153 It's already occupied here. - That's right. then I go next door. 764 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:41,075 That is forbidden. You know exactly that Toilet can only be used by teachers. 765 00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:42,156 I have to fix it. 766 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:48,034 That's what I'm responsible for as caretaker. - We've been looking for you everywhere, idiot. 767 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,039 Well, I have to too. - But not a whole hour. 768 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,113 Don't even go to the toilet in peace you can in this school. Ow. 769 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,036 I'm already done. 770 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:05,235 Good morning, Professor. - What is? Good morning, my dear boy. 771 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,196 Psst. Now she's pulling on the chain. - Let's hope so. 772 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,072 Come on, friends. We have to get out of here! 773 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,119 Who's in the toilet? - Madam Professor. 774 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:34,117 Does it have any pressure? Health. 775 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,153 Help, help! - Something happened. - Let's see! 776 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,078 Help me, help! 777 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:48,069 She has dissolved. - Here I am, help. Let me down! 778 00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,153 What's wrong with your head, huh? - I didn't say anything. 779 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,037 What should be? - I mean Fifi. 780 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,152 How many times have I told you to Don't put your nose in my hair? 781 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:03,035 This is a prosthesis and I have to wear it. Better show what you can do! 782 01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:07,153 Hey, what's the point? Look, you have to hold him like this! 783 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,238 You're not the Statue of Liberty. This is a javelin, not a field hoe. 784 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,158 With grace, very easily, very easily. You should get a few 785 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,157 Put lead blocks in your socks. - Why? 786 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,989 So that you don't fly away with the spear. So now, all joking aside. 787 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,077 Do you want to try it? - No, I can't throw. 788 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,157 Then try it! - Yes, already persuaded. 789 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,158 I don't believe the Bologna thing. - Then not. 790 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,997 Lean back very far, go ahead, and now throw! 791 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,237 Hey, you there, where do you want to go? I've never seen you before. 792 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,111 What class are you in? - In the 19th 793 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:40,232 Then you stayed seated ten times. - No, I was always at the top of my class. 794 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,073 Listen, fellow: If you believe that you you're kidding me just because I 795 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,191 If I'm nice to you, then I'll take you by the tie and work your ass off. 796 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,231 You'll stop laughing, you idiot. Do you understand me? 797 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,192 Uncle! - Yes, what is it?- This is ours Teacher of art, history and music. 798 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,079 That one? - Yes. Really?- Really. 799 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,193 Please excuse me very much, sir Professor. How embarrassing, how embarrassing. 800 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,994 I thought she was a student because of the small size. 801 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:07,080 I wear the wig because of hair loss. Otherwise everything is fine for me. 802 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,035 I would also like to take part in the sports festival. - Naturally. Of course, my friend. 803 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,992 What can they do? - I would say running. 804 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,191 Fine, did you run as a boy? - I ran away from my father. 805 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,074 Was he also an athlete? - No, he just wanted to spank me. 806 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,191 You are a real one for me. We want to give it a try? 807 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,111 Okay, let's run. - Okay, I'll give you the step. 808 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:28,112 Very relaxed, don't tense up. Yes, it's very nice like that. 809 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:33,074 Ready, set... I'd better get over here. 810 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,153 When I give the command, they start running. Fast as lightning. 811 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,156 One, two, three, GO! 812 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:03,120 Great, Professor! You were better than Nurmi. Incredible. 813 01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:06,060 At this speed you can You break every record. Bravo. 814 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,072 Bravo, bravo. Through you we will win. 815 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,992 Hey, wait a minute, Billy! Are you going out to Ostia? 816 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:17,031 Yes, we're going dancing. Why? - We would like to dance too. - Fine. 817 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,112 If you like dancing so much, Then have a party. 818 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,060 Yes, that would be something. A huge party! - Come up with something. 819 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,116 Ciao. - Ciao. 820 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,198 Arm chandelier. - They want to tear something up. 821 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,220 Then they could have taken us too. - We could do it again 822 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,118 throw a party. - And where? 823 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,992 This is only possible with Loredana. 824 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:41,036 Listen! You have a house by the sea. - Not me, but my uncle. 825 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:43,993 That's the same thing. The house is standing but certainly empty now. 826 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,039 Yes. Why? - We want to have a party. 827 01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:51,154 No no. Impossible. My uncle would never allow that. He's a philistine. 828 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,994 Why? Don't be a spoilsport. Nobody needs to know. 829 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,157 We are completely among ourselves. - We could do it on Sunday, 830 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,072 after school competitions. 831 01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:02,034 No no. It's out of the question. - But! And I'll provide the drinks. 832 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,113 If that comes out, that would be bad. No no. 833 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,039 Uh, what are you drinking, please? - Blanc de Blancs. 834 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,072 What? - Whiskey straight, without ice, please. 835 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,113 Oh, darling. - Such a pig! 836 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:06,200 I'm innocent after all. - Nonsense, you weren't meant. 837 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,032 It begins now, the men's long jump. 838 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,190 Come on, boy. Come on, come on! 839 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,230 YES! 840 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:20,036 How is your son? - Better. He is in a clinic in Bologna. 841 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,113 So, very interesting. So he's sleeping with Sonja now. 842 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,231 They are becoming increasingly calcified, my dear. - Yes... 843 01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:30,120 There are almost no spectators at all there. Nobody cares anymore... 844 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:32,997 for sports. - For the murder? 845 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,158 Yes, murders are increasing. - That's a fool. 846 01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:38,152 Idiot? You probably don't mean me. 847 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,032 Do you know? - Understood. - Get out! 848 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:52,116 Oh, Billy! 849 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,038 Caution. Come over here! 850 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,073 This is followed by the women's relay, four times 100 meters. 851 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,070 That too. 852 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,032 Come on, faster! Give it to me! 853 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:17,034 Where is Loredana? Everyone stand still! 854 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:20,995 Why are there only three girls at the start? - Loredana is bad. She can't. 855 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,999 What the hell am I supposed to do? - We will lose. 856 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,033 That can't be true. And that's what I have for it trained with these women for five weeks now. 857 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,232 I'm going crazy. I say: Ingratitude is the reward of the world. 858 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,153 Professor! Dear friend, how are you? - Yesterday it was still working. 859 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,112 Oh, I'm happy for you. - Yes, yesterday. 860 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,157 Always joking, huh? - Yes. 861 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,220 Oh, you little joker, you. You have to run for me! 862 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:47,153 Wah, no, no, no! - You have to! 863 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:52,160 Professor, you have to run! Professor, otherwise we lose. 864 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,192 Nobody else but you. 865 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,191 She's not coming. - She will come. 866 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,232 Well... - Get down, she's already here! 867 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,072 How are you? - He doesn't answer. 868 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:07,190 Quickly, get the doctor! 869 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:14,069 Billy. Billy, it's me, do you recognize me? - No. Who are you? 870 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,033 Can't you recognize me? It's me, Loredana. 871 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:20,994 I just wanted to know if it made an impression you if something really happens to me. 872 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,037 Did that make an impression? 873 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:27,150 You tear! 874 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,152 Before, yes before, there were the sports festivals are much more fun. 875 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,995 Nothing at all is happening today. - Incredible. 876 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:37,156 Where are you from suddenly? 877 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:44,040 My poor boy. He would love to participated. Instead he lies in bed 878 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:47,033 and can't move. - What should I lead? 879 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,112 Fate. She would have just as well can meet me. 880 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:59,034 The last race begins in the women's relay. 881 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,993 Ready. - Mr. Director, resign! 882 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,077 They hinder the field. - Yes, yes, dear money. 883 01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,998 Everything revolves around money. - It's unbelievable. 884 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,192 Complete? - Oh, the light went out. 885 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:18,077 The last race of the women's relay has begun. The blue team leads. 886 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,072 The blue team is still ahead. 887 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:45,198 Now the yellow squad is catching up! Goes far past. 888 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,230 Yellow is ahead. 889 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,077 The final change of season for the blue team. 890 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:54,034 But yellow is hopelessly ahead and will win the race. 891 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,238 What is that? Blue is catching up. She's getting closer and closer. 892 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:02,152 A lady with long hair sprints up past the runners of the yellow relay. 893 01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:11,074 Bravo, bravo! Great. They were a lonely class. 894 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:14,033 We leave ourselves for that Set up an Olympic relay team. 895 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,037 Together we are can't be beaten anymore. 896 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:20,194 Great, guys! You were in great shape. You're something to be proud of. 897 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,118 That's what you get too something to eat right away. 898 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:28,110 Bravo, always train! Then stay one also in shape. That's how it has to be! 899 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,989 It's in the high jump Record now at 1.80 meters. 900 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,230 How do they do that? 901 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:37,156 Vita! 902 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:44,110 Incredible. She is over without a start the bar jumped. That's a world record! 903 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,073 Everything stays down here in the party cellar. Otherwise my uncle will notice. 904 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:55,112 Hey, supplies! On! - Alright guys, now it's here 905 01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:57,072 to have a good drink. Yes indeed! 906 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,993 Yes, with a shot! 907 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:25,034 Is that whiskey or vodka? - If you don't know that. 908 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:28,994 No. Ugh, booze. 909 01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:32,118 With a Russian country wine, i.e. vodka, there wasn't enough money. Drink soda! 910 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,112 Can you help me for a moment? 911 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,230 I'm good enough to help, right? 912 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,110 Loredana... 913 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,118 Loredana, I love you. - How nice. 914 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:57,075 Loredana, what are you doing? Have you already forgotten me? 915 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,152 Loredana... Loredana! 916 01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,118 Oh no! No! 917 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:04,119 What's wrong now? - Nothing, it's not your fault. 918 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:07,074 It's Tonino. - Tonino? He's having fun in Ostia. 919 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,199 With another. - I don't believe you. 920 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,079 I saw it with my own eyes seen him in a discotheque 921 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,032 kissed the girl. He's not missing anything at all. 922 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,197 No, that's not true! That's a lie. 923 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,198 You're just jealous. - You must be crazy. Do you want me to tell you something? 924 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:27,075 I find someone like you on every corner. - Scoundrel. 925 01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:35,034 Nina, please make sure of that again is cleaned up! I go. - In order. 926 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,118 Come on, keep dancing! 927 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:45,033 There she goes and doesn't come back. children, Don't let it spoil your mood! 928 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:46,196 Who will let their mood be spoiled? -BRAVO! 929 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,196 Loredana! Wait, it wasn't meant like that. 930 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,995 So wait! Loredana. 931 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,196 Incredible. The truth can't tolerate it. 932 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,140 We play “guess the laundry” 933 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,231 What kind of clothing? - The brassiere. 934 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,158 Incorrect! A hair holder. - There's no such thing at all. 935 01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:16,989 That's right, it was true, the brassiere. - You shall have it. 936 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:34,074 Mamma mia, let me touch it! Touch! - Grow up first, little one! 937 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:38,158 Let's keep playing, kids! - It's my turn now. 938 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:53,220 Do we all agree? - Yes! 939 01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:57,075 What kind of clothing is this? - Um... The garter belt. 940 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:06,114 Now it's your turn. - So, I'll start. 941 01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:19,113 OK. What kind of clothing? - The panties. 942 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,060 The panties, guessed it right away. Bravo! 943 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,197 THE PANTIES! THE PANTIES! 944 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,157 I tricked you all. I'm not wearing any! 945 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:33,075 Quiet! Loredana's uncle comes. Lights off, complete silence! 946 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:42,069 Come! Please... 947 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:50,071 My humble country house. - Oh, how beautiful. 948 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,999 Thank you thank you. I was so beautiful even as a child. 949 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,995 Oh no, I mean the apartment. - Yes, it used to be nice. 950 01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,157 Oh, sorry for not cleaning up is. My niece shines again 951 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:03,035 celebrated one of their usual parties have. I'll start cleaning up right away. 952 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,112 Oh, don't do that! - Oh, you really don't mind? 953 01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,038 Not a bit. - I have to care for my niece 954 01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,993 apologize. It would have been appropriate that she would have cleaned up if she had 955 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:13,158 such a wild, horrible mess makes. I'm glad you have one like that 956 01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,034 modern woman who is for the Youth has understanding. 957 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,220 I actually belong even when he was young. 958 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:22,233 We are the teenagers Spätlese. I'll take on any boy. 959 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:27,159 Oh, how stormy. - Thunderstorm. They've got boobs like twats. 960 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:31,079 I think it's wonderful that we are finally alone. 961 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,111 But you've had me for a damn long time wait, you have to admit that. 962 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:37,199 I fell in love with you. - Oh, and I'm into you. 963 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:41,200 I expected that. Why wait? If you want, I'll turn off the light. 964 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,151 But they answer it. - Yes, you can probably say that. 965 01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:48,079 Do you have fleas? - No, you're just making me so nervous. 966 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:52,020 I'm crazy for you. - I'll get you the stars from the sky. 967 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,032 Are you really getting this far? - Yes. 968 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,230 But you put a towel underneath!? - Of course it is. 969 01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:59,994 Isn't it very beautiful? - Modern trash. 970 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:03,039 Excuse me. We can each other place it straight on the floor. 971 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:06,118 I really didn't want to hear that. Wait a minute. So... 972 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,079 I kept a little something from you. - What could that possibly be? 973 01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:11,020 I'm embarrassed... - Go ahead, have courage! 974 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,076 No... - I'm very excited. 975 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:14,231 This man. - I want to know! 976 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:17,037 So speak up, Did you hide something from me? 977 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,140 Should I play some music? Then you can confess. 978 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,196 I'd rather say it beforehand. - Yes? 979 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:23,038 I am married. - It's me too! 980 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:27,040 What the hell? I'm playing the "Ave Maria" now, you will definitely like this. 981 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:30,140 Yes, where is the record? Udo Lindenberg... I didn't even know 982 01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:33,119 that he sings "Ave Maria". There are lots of English titles on there. 983 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:36,119 For heaven's sake! There it will be Dog crazy in the pan. 984 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:39,198 Well, sweet little pancake? - My hat goes off. Now I know 985 01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:44,190 everything I missed. Great. Great, these boobs! Come! 986 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:47,074 We don't want to waste any time! - How about you 987 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:50,192 would you move out now? - Sure, I can hardly wait. 988 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,235 But first I'll do it the lights out, like in the cinema. 989 01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:57,060 Oh, my God, what am I for a lucky guy. One lucky guy! 990 01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:01,074 Oh, that too. Make yourself comfortable! I'll be ready in a minute. 991 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,999 You're lucky that I am today I'm in top form. 992 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,072 What is? - Do you have a kitty? 993 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:11,198 You can also call it that. - Oh, you're full of surprises. 994 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,153 Wait! The biggest surprise is still ahead of you. - Yes, yes... 995 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:20,199 Haven't you forgotten something? - Should I take off my pants? 996 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:24,192 I mean the champagne. - Champagne, now. I'll get him. 997 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,195 How romantic. - Just wait and see 998 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:31,120 it will be even more romantic! One more second. I'll be ready soon. 999 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:33,152 Yes, come, my love! - I'm already there, 1000 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:36,079 with champagne and glasses. Just as it should be. 1001 01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:38,152 Come on, move back a little! - Oh yes. 1002 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,994 Hold your glasses. I open the bottle. 1003 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:45,119 Have I electrified you? - No, it was the cat. 1004 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:49,120 But we don't even have a cat in the house. - You joker. - No, definitely. 1005 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,237 Just don't pop the cork! - It goes out without banging. 1006 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,070 You artist. - There you go. 1007 01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:01,029 Good God. If my husband finds out. - He won't. 1008 01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,116 Yes, let's hope so. 1009 01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:10,992 Health. - Thank you, like that too. 1010 01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:14,039 I didn't even burp. - But sure, who else? 1011 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,156 That was you. - No, it was you. 1012 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:18,034 No. I would never allow myself to burp in the presence of a lady. 1013 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:23,080 Cheers! - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... 1014 01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:30,076 You damn terrorists! What do you like? to ruin my lovely evening? 1015 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:34,160 And how does the chamber pot get into my hand? I don't drink from the chamber pot. 1016 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:38,035 I could get those Pull out hair one at a time! 1017 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,995 Well, aren't you tired yet? - Not me. 1018 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:51,033 Come on, let's go swimming! I'll show you how great I can jump. 1019 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:53,116 I don't feel like it. 1020 01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:56,072 I watch you jump. - Good. 1021 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,033 Are you watching me? - Yes, jump! 1022 01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:18,996 Something crazy. I'm trying to get fish out of that Fishing in the sea, shit falls from the sky. 1023 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,152 Quiet now, there's no chatter here! Even if at other schools 1024 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:27,193 math work is no longer common, for me it is written. 1025 01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:30,999 Let's see! And now you. 1026 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:43,076 Go to your seat immediately! And never make jokes like that again! 1027 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:48,030 The first one that scares me again I'll give him two slaps in the face. 1028 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,992 Loredana! 1029 01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:54,060 Where are you from? - Where are you taking me? 1030 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:57,198 For incineration of waste. - Ah, that's certainly very interesting. 1031 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:03,199 So you have three broken bones. - My poor Tonino, 1032 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,118 what bad luck you have. 1033 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:10,040 OK, OK. Admittedly, he was unlucky. But let's summarize first. 1034 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:14,074 The accident happened at the sea... I was never very good at math, 1035 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:17,079 but I was the best in geography. Is Bologna by the sea? 1036 01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,112 Let me explain! - Unless 1037 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:22,193 they have now created a sea there. There is no doubt: 1038 01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,020 It didn't happen in Bologna. - But in reality I was... 1039 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:26,997 No, no, where did it happen? 1040 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:33,996 Good morning Hey how are you? - It works like this, doctor. 1041 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,117 They have one for their friend quite frightened. 1042 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:40,079 If they hit the rocks instead of in the boat would have jumped, yes, my dear, 1043 01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:42,032 then they would have been dead by now. 1044 01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:46,075 Now I don't see any difficulties, to get them back. Get well soon. 1045 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:58,035 I notice... I notice that you screwed us all over. 1046 01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:00,231 Yes it is. But I'm sorry. - You did it! 1047 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,039 But it wasn't my idea. - Yes, I can imagine that. 1048 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:07,152 That was your father, that rascal. This son of a bitch. 1049 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:11,198 I'm an idiot! Falling for something like that. Tell me: where is 1050 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,993 your clean father actually now? - I don't know that. I believe 1051 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:17,191 he doesn't like hospitals at all. - Yes, yes, yes... 1052 01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:21,157 I'll let you hear from me again. You can believe that! 1053 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,039 Ciao. Come on, come on! Let's go. 1054 01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:32,191 You... You... You... 1055 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:37,113 But children. You have to hit much harder! 1056 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:40,153 Why then? - We played it with the soldiers and 1057 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:44,114 always had a lot of fun. You have to position yourself completely differently. 1058 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,152 Come on, I'll show you. You will be amazed. 1059 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:50,198 Bend your arm. Something like that. And then turn your head completely to the side. 1060 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:53,074 Well, stop touching me! So, now finally get started! 1061 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:56,039 Come on, start playing now. Don't treat me like someone 1062 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:59,060 who already carries his head under his arm. Come on, start again. 1063 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,039 Stay a step away from me, otherwise I know immediately who it was! 1064 01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:06,035 I know you brothers. Or are you afraid because I am your teacher? 1065 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,037 We don't want to hurt you. - Oh, what nonsense. 1066 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,197 I asked you to do this. It's a Game, and there's no taking it wrong. 1067 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,197 Let's get started. Hit hard! 1068 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,197 You don't call that hitting. There's no power behind it. 1069 01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:19,180 I am an old soldier. It doesn't work straight to your knees at the first blow. 1070 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,989 So here we go again! Who dares? Don't worry, strike! 1071 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:28,075 You! So let's go for something new! 1072 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:32,198 Wait a minute, boy! - So come on, who dares to take the next blow? 1073 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:39,074 Go Go. Now prove that you have strength. This time I guess it straight away. 1074 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:43,034 It's definitely a girl again. Where are you? 1075 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,077 He has earned this for a very long time. 1076 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:01,197 Hello, sports fans. How about that? with a little game of tennis? 1077 01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:04,153 This keeps the mind and body healthy. Well, Pizzerone, how about you? 1078 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,994 Should I risk another hit? You like sour things. 1079 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,100 Yes you are right. You are served for the next few months. 1080 01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:12,033 Finally get out of here! You stink out of the mouth like the cow out of the butt. 1081 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,198 Pooh! Pooh! I'll remember that. You're a boor. And such a boor 1082 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,151 wanted to confide in my niece. Thank heavens for me 1083 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,157 this family is spared. - Ow! 1084 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:25,040 He's also still sensitive, unbelievably. Included I just wanted to visit the sick. 1085 01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:28,119 Yes, ingratitude is the world's reward. What did you expect? 1086 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,157 That I you Give lessons in playing tennis? 1087 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:35,060 Well then, all the best, I'm going to that one Tennis court. I'm expected there 1088 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:39,074 from a very beautiful woman, me Give private lessons. Until next week. 1089 01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:41,197 I'll stop by again then. Don't be bored. Ciao. 1090 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:47,032 Wait a minute! - What do you want from me? 1091 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:51,194 Are you the tennis teacher Catalino? - Yes, I am. Always available. 1092 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,999 Is it right that you are mine? Give tutoring to Ms. Tekla? 1093 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:58,153 Wait a minute. Your wife's name is Tekla? Ah yes, a black-haired woman. 1094 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,034 But of course. Now I can remember exactly. 1095 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:03,197 You're out of luck, my friend. My wife told me everything. 1096 01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:07,117 I need that against the sun, when it burns like that. 1097 01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:11,114 I have nothing with your wife. - You must have forgotten what happened yesterday 1098 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:16,155 happened in Ostia in your beach hut? - Nothing happened at all. I swear it. 1099 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,030 I'm suffocating... 1100 01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,157 Have fun playing the game. - The better one wins. 1101 01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:29,236 He seems to have the right punch. - Yes, with a backhand. 1102 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,112 I'll go with you. - What do you have? 1103 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:38,153 Three fractures. - That's not quite enough. 1104 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:41,199 Three fractures and two bruises. - And now you. 1105 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:49,030 I won. Poker. Four breaks. - You are incredibly lucky. Push! 1106 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:54,232 Now you have me too broken the leg. You son of a bitch! 1107 01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:57,999 Doctor, Doctor! Everything goes haywire here. 1108 01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:02,039 Ciao, Marcello! -Where is Billy again? 1109 01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:03,992 I don't know. I believe he got lost. Once again. 1110 01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:05,150 Well then, let's get going. 1111 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:21,158 Ah, my beautiful Töf-Töf. This time they didn't find it. 1112 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:29,079 Yes, yes... You just have to come up with something. 1113 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:41,031 That's pissing! - Yes, I'm going out to eat too. You could 1114 01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:45,120 Invite me, Mr. Colleague. - I'll eat my hat. 1115 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:48,079 I thought that was your hat. Bon appetit, Mr. Colleague. 1116 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,157 What does he think? what am I wearing on my head? 1117 01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:24,111 Billy. - I love you so much. 1118 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,036 Loredana! 1119 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:41,990 Tonino! 1120 01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:44,117 Oh no! But not again. 1121 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:48,158 You're right. I have mine never made anything of him. 1122 01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:51,999 Believe me, I have only ever loved you.